Who am I?
Who is this page for?
The most valuable and important credit card you will ever have is yours free when you act now.
That's right, a card that can give you wealth beyond your wildest dreams, power, fame and fortune. This is a card that can take you around the world and to other worlds, into the past, present and future.
It can beam you to places that do not exist and show you the way to paradise.
Used properly, this card can give you more of everything you will ever need in life. Well except maybe for food, drink, shelter, a job and a family. But it will provide you with much more than those who never had one can ever get.
So, apply now if you haven't already at your local and/or school library for a library card!